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So, two people is a Twosome and three people is a Threesome. Now I understand why people call you "handsome"
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Say hey hey hey to Indeass O'Moans!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 4/17/17):

HARES NEEDED! The 2017 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

What: 560 Hash
When: Saturday, April 29, 1PM
Where: TBA

Who wants to hare a little old hash for us? Contact the Pig.
Hash cash is 5 dollah.

2017 NUDE Registration is OPEN (Updated 3/7/16)

Mark your calendars! Save the date!

Our 14th Annual NUDE will be held Saturday, May 13th, 2016. Registration is now OPEN.

NURD this year is the Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks. It is not a Red Dress! It is a camp out weekend with a shiggy trail. We can all enjoy a full weekend of fun and general debauchery together.

The weekend schedule is set. The Friday Night Camp Crawl theme is GRATEFULLY DEAD - THOSE WE LOST IN 2016! Therefore we invite you to dress up as your favorite dead celebrity for the Camp Crawl on Friday night!

Directions and details to all the events will be on the schedule page. If you want to volunteer, let us know.

Registration starts at just $90 and includes a full weekend of beer, camping, food, Red Dress Run, and Habadashery. First price increase TO $100 is ON April 1st! If you signed up and haven't paid yet, you now owe us this amount. Day of price is $120 - We suggest you pay quickly.

Lyrics to "Mommy & Daddy's Room," "Hey Genessee," "Camel Toe," "The Rainbow Connection," and "Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone" were posted on the Songs page.

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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