Halve Mein Proudly Invites You to Join Us for the SEXTEENTH KNURD!
The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 100 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.) PLEASE NOTE - CAMP HAS BEEN CHANGED! We were forced to change camps when our trusty old faithful got rented out to actual girl scouts. The new camp features a lot of the same amenities, pavilions, a lake, trees, and bathrooms. As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is limited lodge space on a first cum, first served basis. Expect to share the lodges with others. There are no canvas tents at this camp, but there are some platforms you could set up on.

It is the 50th anniversary of Sesame Street, so the Halve Mein H3 proudly presents SEX4ME Street (brought to you by the number FOUR!) Friday's camp crawl will be Sesame Street Themed!


Schedule of Events


Friday Night - May 10

Camp opens to you at 3PM, with the kegs tapped! As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the Halve Mein Harriettes promise to slake your thirsts along the way.

Hares: The Halve Mein Harriettes
Location: Camp Is Sho Da, Google: 231 Mannix Road, East Greenbush, NY 12061
Time: 8:00PM
Hotline: 413-281-5643

Schedule:
(3PM) Camp Opens to KNURDers. Kegs tapped.
(6-8PM) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8PM) Camp Crawl
(10PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Regrettable Hookups
(12PM) UGH

Directions:

Camp Is Sho Da is located just off I-90 Exit 9 at 231 Mannix Road, East Greenbush, NY
From the South: Take the NYS Thruway (I-87N) to exit 21. Take 787 North to Exit 5, I-90 East. Take I-90 East to Exit 9. Take a left onto Route 4 North and proceed to Mannix Road traffic circle. Bear right onto Mannix Road. Entrance to camp Is Sho Da is 1 mile on the left.
From the North: Take the Northway, Rt. 87 to exit 1E, I-90 East. Take I-90 East to Exit 9. Take a left onto Route 4 North and proceed to Mannix Road traffic circle. Bear right onto Mannix Road. Entrance to camp Is Sho Da is 1 mile on the left.
From East or West: Head toward Albany on I-90. From the East, take I-90 West to Exit 9. Take a right onto Route 4 North and proceed to Mannix Road traffic circle. Bear right onto Mannix Road. Entrance to camp Is Sho Da is 1 mile on the left.
From the West, use Exit 24 to continue on I-90 East. Take I-90 East to Exit 9. Take a left onto Route 4 North and proceed to Mannix Road traffic circle. Bear right onto Mannix Road. Entrance to camp Is Sho Da is 1 mile on the left.


Saturday - May 11

(K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Willy Wanker / Rainier Queer
Walking Trail Hare: DeciBelle
Location: At the Kegs
Hotline: 518-265-0711
Schedule:
(8-10AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(1PM) Lunch and Games
(5PM) Beer Mile
(6PM) Dinner
(8PM) Circle
(9PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Foolishness
(12PM) UGH

Sunday - May 12

Beer Mile & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs

(8-10AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(11AM) Beer Mile / Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking
(12PM) GTFO

Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life
Hotline: 518-265-0711
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