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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Hash Songs

Down Down Songs

Shaft of Fire - HMHHH Original

Oh, Doctor, Please - HMHHH Original

A is for Arsehole

Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone

Bagpipe Song

The Ball of Ballyknure

Believe It Or Not

Bestiality's Best

Boy Meets Girl

Camel Toe

Days of the Week

Do Your Balls Hang Low?

Dough Ray Me

Follow the Hare

Gang Bang

The Good Ship Venus

The Hair of Her Dickey-Di-Do

The Hash House Harriers

Hot Vagina

Hey Genessee

I Don't Want To Join the Army

I Love My Girl

I Met a Whore in The Park

Irish and Gay

It's Dildo!

Last Night

Love Doing Sixty Nine

Me No Likee Blitish Soldier

Mommy & Daddy's Room

Mrs. Murphy

My Girlfriend is A Vegetable

My Penis has a First Name

Nellie Darling

Purple Penis Eater

O Canada

The Rainbow Connection


Rodriguez The Mexican Pervert

Roll Me Over in the Clover

Side by Side

The Spirit of Gisbert

There are no Serious Hashers

There's a Leech on My Vagina


They Like it in the Kitchen

Virgin Serenade

Wendy's Cunt Song

When I was a little girl

When the End of the Month Rolls Around

Whip it out at the ballgame

Woodpecker Song

You're an Awesome Hare

You're a Shitty Hare

Last updated: April 9, 2020

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