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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Oooooo Sexy Scary!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 4/18/19):

HARES NEEDED! The 2019 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

5 hashers made it alllllll the way through the 6 hashes of HashToBeer and have locked in their KNURD 2019 rate of 69 dollahs! Congrats to Super Flaggot, Festering Footstuff, Moans Aloan, DeciBelle, and *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Sancho! (Though it'll cost him a lot in plane fare to make it back from Hawaii to claim it...)

What: 626 22.2 Miles Shorter than a Marathon Hash
When: Saturday, April 27,1PM
Hare: Hymen Cunt Dicked Bunt Over
Where: TBA

We don't have any detrails on the next trail, but one thing we can tell you - it will be shorter than a Marathon. Watch this space for the deets as we get em.

The hash needs new blood, so bring some!

2019 KNURD REGISTRATION IS OPEN (Updated 4/3/19)

Mark your calendars! Save the date! Better Late Than Never Right?

Our Sexteenth Anal KNURD Weekend will be held May 10-12th, 2019. Registration is now OPEN.

KNURD this year is the Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks. It is not a Red Dress! It is a camp out weekend with a shiggy trail. We can all enjoy a full weekend of fun and general debauchery together.

The weekend schedule is set. The weekend theme is SEX4ME Street (Brought to you by the number FOUR)!

WE ARE AT A DIFFERENT CAMP THIS YEAR! Directions and details to all the events will be on the schedule page. If you want to volunteer, let us know.

Registration starts at just $100 and includes a full weekend of beer, camping, food, trail, and Habadashery. The price increases TO $120 ON-ON May 1st! We suggest you register and pay quickly!

Lyrics to "It's Dildo!" have been posted on the Songs page.

Lyrics to "Believe It Or Not" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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