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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Oooooo Sexy Scary!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 7/19/19):

HARES NEEDED! The 2019 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

What: 633 BASH Hash
When: DATE CHANGE!!! Wednesday, July 24, 6PM
Hare: Dirtbag
Where: TBA

READ AND HEED! We've moved the hash due the the predicted high heat! If they won't let the ponies at Saratoga run, why on earth would we want to saddle up and abuse our trusty steeds?
Ok, it's time fo rthe anal BASH Hash. That's a Bicycle Hash. Hope you have fixed or replaced those crap bikes you all used and abused during last year's BASH. Lube up them chains and fill up the tires and we'll see you there. Where? Oh, we'll know that when Dirtbag tells us.

Need hares for the rest of the summer and fall trails, so sign up! The hash needs new blood, so bring some! This would be a fine trail for virgins.


I haven't stopped drinking yet. I think I have a problem...

A big thank you to everyone who helped, prepped, cleaned up, and otherwise assited us this weekend! What did you think of the camp? We have a chioce to make, it seems! Oh wait. Does that mean we're doing this again? Dammit. See you NEXT YEAR! (I guess. if we have to.)

Lyrics to "It's Dildo!" have been posted on the Songs page.

Lyrics to "Believe It Or Not" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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