Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

We're all a bunch of nitwits. Hashing Doesn't Suck On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 12/17/24):

HARES NEEDED! The 2025 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

2025 Mismanagement has been erected! Congrats to the lucky few that didn't get voted in. Are we ready for COCK OR TWOs reign of TERROR!? See the misman page for the list of losers!

What: 787 A Very Piggy SexMas Hash
When: Wednesday, Decembeer 25, 6PM
Hare: Santa Piggy
Where: Tengu Asian Bistro Google: 1343 Central Ave, Albany, NY 12205

TRADITION!

It's over. The fire, laid so lovingly in the hearth, has burnt down to ash. The stockings, presented with care above the mantle, now lay in a heap surrounded by a scattering of Reese's Pieces. No one can find the dog. The gifts, unwrapped in a blindingly fast orgy of energy punctuated with excited cries, are now in small divided heaps like an archipelago. Islands of possession, not to be intermixed. The first toy already broken, runny nosed sniffling stifled with vague promises of super glue and Daddy magic. The stinking remains of the feast strewn over Grandmother's lace table cloth, rotting in dishes piled high in the sink. No one is sure if we can use the dishwasher, and no one asks. You're tired of being nice already. But is it possible to get out of the house? Of course it is!

Hash cash is FREE, food and drinks available at the bar! If we go caroling, dress warmly and you will most definitely need a cranium light. See you there.

What: 788 New Yearish Hash
When: Saturday, January 4, 1PM
Hare: Just Tim / Piggy
Where: TBA

Ah. Smell that? Thats the smell of a New Year of hashing. Mmmmmm. Smells like stale beer and shame with a hint of dumpster fire. Let's do this.

5 dollah make you hollah. Bring a friend, because the hash needs some new blood.

Upcoming - A Very Piggy SexMas on Decembeer 2th at 6PM. See the upcoming runs page.

KNURD XX IS OVER!

Looking for the Word Search of Halve Mein Hash names that was handed out at the Mama Cooch hash? Here you go: Word Search

Hashtobeer is over! FOUR of you have no lives and made it to all 5 HashToBeer hashes, and will get your KNURD 2025 Rego for 69 dollahs. Your whiners are: Moans Aloan, Edge Whiner, DeciBelle, and Piggy!

MAILING LIST REPLACED.

As of Monday, March 27th, we have created a new mailing list for the hash. Everyone who was on the old list has been subscribed to the new list.

"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has posted the "Definitely Not a Cult" gear on Bonfire.

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point.

Not a Cult Gear on Bonfire

Lyrics to "Our Lager (Hash Prayer)" and "Nymphomaniac" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.