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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.


Tail on Trail!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 11/16/17):

What: 580 Black Friday Hash
When: Novembeer 24, 2PM
Where: Grafton Lakes State Park Google: 100 Grafton Lakes State Park Way, Cropseyville, NY 12052
Hares: DeciBelle / Split Her Bare

Promises: A to A trail. Outdoor beer check and circle. Dress warmly, cause it be cold out thar! After party / food / shennanigans / free beer at Swinebush (Piggy's house)

5 dollah make you hollah, and virgins are free!

DATE CHANGES for the Decembeer Hashes!

Please note that the Birthday Hare has requested that we move his Wednesday night Birthday trail to Saturday, Decembeer 9th to accomodate his work schedule. Also, the Annual Santa Speedo Sprint weekend has changed, so we thought it would be fun to participate in that again, and we have moved our Jingle Bell / Anal General Meeting and White Elephant Gift Exchange to Decembeer 16th.

The Piggy SexMas Hash will still be on Christmas Day. As of now, we have not heard of any New Year's Eve parties and we don't have a hare, so there's a good chance that the Decembeer 31st Hogmanay Hash will be cancelled.

Hashtobeer is over! One hasher made it to all 6 hashes, and will get her KNURD 2018 Rego for 69 dollahs. Get a life HYMEN DICKEDOVER! Save the date now - May 11-13, 2018!


Lyrics to "Mommy & Daddy's Room," "Hey Genessee," "Camel Toe," "The Rainbow Connection," and "Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone" were posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...


"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess


Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash


Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!


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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.


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