Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

We're all a bunch of nitwits. Hashing Doesn't Suck On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 11/17/24):

What: 785 Black Friday Hash
When: Friday, Novembeer 29, 1PM
Hare: Not Just the Tip / Decibelle / Seize Her Cooch
Where: Peck State Forest Google: 753 W Fulton St Exd, Gloversville, New York

THE ANAL BLACK FRIDAY HASH IS NEXT!! Tell all your friends! Cum one cum all. Day One of the TriFuckta! The hares have set the start location for this years trail and there ain't no roads where we're going. Don't look for an offical parking lot, park along the road (address approximate) and head in when possible to fit more cars. Probably won't be any snowy stuff. There will be the usual circle, food, and on after party and drinking games at South Pork featuring 3 Man and Not ONE but TWO slap cup tables! Crash space available, and we're up early on Saturday to cranium to Burlington's Drunken Pilgrim Run! See you THERE!

Dress for the weather and sunset is at 16:41 - so you might need your cranium lights! Hares will be away at 1PM, pack away at 1:15PM so don't be late or you'll be running all by yourself (and all the other late cummers.)

If you can get to South Pork for Noon, you can ride up with Piggy to trail.

10 dollah makes one hollah for this trail! The Hash needs new blood, so bring a virgin!

SCHEDULE CHANGE! We are going to hold our Jingle Bell/White Elephant/Erections Pub Crawl on Saturday Decembeer 7th at 1PM in Saratoga Springs! The Santa Speedo Sprint on the 14th is an optional event this year and not a hash. We have added a regular trail on Wednesday, Decembeer 18th (hare needed). Come out to all the things!

KNURD XX IS OVER!

Looking for the Word Search of Halve Mein Hash names that was handed out at the Mama Cooch hash? Here you go: Word Search

Hashtobeer is over! FOUR of you have no lives and made it to all 5 HashToBeer hashes, and will get your KNURD 2025 Rego for 69 dollahs. Your whiners are: Moans Aloan, Edge Whiner, DeciBelle, and Piggy!

MAILING LIST REPLACED.

As of Monday, March 27th, we have created a new mailing list for the hash. Everyone who was on the old list has been subscribed to the new list.

"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has posted the "Definitely Not a Cult" gear on Bonfire.

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point.

Not a Cult Gear on Bonfire

Lyrics to "The Spirit of Gisberg" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.