Halve Mein H3 and SOH4 Proudly Invite You to the TWENTY SECOND KNURD! JUNE 19-21, 2026

The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 200 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs and cats. And ferrets. And humpty back camels.)

Grab yer best girl and gas up the General Lee! This year's theme is CUNTRY BLUMPKIN! Embrace yer inner redneck during a weekend in the woods. Who needs shoes and under britches? Not us!

The camp features pavilions, a lake, trees, and bathrooms (rustic). As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is limited lodge space on a first cum, first served basis. Expect to share the lodges with others.

Stuff to Bring:
Antibiotics. Bug Spray. Tent and Camping Gear. Rain coat. Dry shoes. Appetite. Thirst.


Get your custom Hash Goodies and Hab at the Halve Mein Hash Store!

Friday Night - June 19

Hares: SOH4 Clan of Mostly Cuzins
Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2015 Alexander Rd, Galway, NY 12074
Time: 8:00PM
Hotline: 413-281-5643

Schedule:
(2PM) Camp Opens to KNURDers.
(2-6PM) Pitch yer tent. Also set up yer camp. Kegs tapped. Opening Ceremonies (traditional wheelchair dumping.) Play on Whore Dock
(6-8PM) Yummy Skettie vittles and whutever we shot in the woodshed. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8PM) As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl. Be proud and be loud in your cuntry best! As we explore, the Kin from SOH4 promises to wet your whistle along the way.
(10PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Regrettable Hookups / UGH on the Dance Floor!

Directions:

Camp Wood Haven is located just off Sacandaga Road, Rte 147 at 2017 Alexander Road. (Sacandaga Road, Rte 147, runs North from Scotia, NY and ends at Rte 29.)
From the South: Take the Northway, Rte 87 to exit 12 at Rt. 67. Take Rt. 67 West to Rt. 147 (Sacandaga Rd.). Turn Right on Rte 147. Go North on Rt. 147 (through the Village of Galway) to Alexander Road on right. Turn Right on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From the North: Take the Northway, Rt. 87 to exit 16 at Rt. 50. Go south on Rt. 50 to downtown Saratoga Springs. Turn right on Rt. 29. Take Rt. 29 west to Rt. 147. Turn Left on Rte 147 and proceed south to Alexander Road. Turn Left on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From East or West: Take best route to Rt. 67 and go North on Rt. 147, or take Rt. 29 & go South on Rt. 147 and proceed as above.

Saturday - June 20

(K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Counterfeit Dick / Two Minute Ride / Utica Chub
Walking Trail Hares: TBA
Location: At the Kegs
Hotline: 518-265-0711
Schedule:
(8-10AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(9:30AM) Topless Yoga on the Beach with Nurse Rainblow
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(1PM) Lunch
(2PM) Games presented by SOH4's Kissin' Cuzins / Maybe a Beer Mile? / Maybe nap?
(6PM) Dinner
(7:30PM) Circle
(Post Circle PM) Pants Off, Dance On / UGH on the Dance Floor? / Foolishness

Sunday - June 21

Recovery Walk / Circle & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs

(8AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(10AM) Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking
(12PM) Pack it up and GTFO

Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life
Hotline: 518-265-0711


HELPFUL INFO

WE'RE ON WHATSAPP 

Join the party early!   Join the KNURD 2026 WhatsApp Group

PARKING

We fear that because of the current registration capacity, the parking lot at camp will be full. Really full. We are not allowed (insurance reasons) to let cars park in the camping area. We ask that you CARPOOL to the event as much as possible.

DRIVING TO CAMPSITES TO UNLOAD/LOAD GEAR

This is generally allowed, but if there is rain before the event/during the event, we are going to have to block off the road to prevent the roads and lawns from being torn up. We'll be making the call at the event. Be prepared to lug your crap in and out. If we are allowing drop off of gear, we ask that you drive down, DROP the gear, and drive back up immediately. THEN set up your spot.

CAMERAS/PHONES

KNURD should last only in our memories, until they fade away. Leave this stuff in your car or tent and live in the moment.

LODGING

As you may expect, not everyone will be able to fit into the limited number of lodges at the site. Plan accordingly. Bring a tent and carpool with someone comfortable to sleep on.

BEER/ALCOHOL LOCATION CHANGE

Beer will only be available on tap at one location this year - down by the pavilions/fire pits/dance pad. Plan ahead. Fill up before you walk up for meals. Water will be available at the dining pavilion.

BRING A STICKER

We have a beer trailer, and we want to decorate it! Feel free to bring something fun/hash related/whatever!

HABADASHERY / THEME

Our regular Hab Store is: https://www.halvemeinh3hab.com/ This store doesn't close, and items purchased here are shipped to you.

OFFICIAL UGH

No UGH is really ever planned, or official. If one happens, it happens...

WEATHER, SCHMEATHER

It's rained every single weekend up here.  Who knows whether or not it will be wet or dry? Hot or cold? What we are saying is - pack accordingly, bring sunscreen and stay hydrated. Tents have rain flys. Use them. Put a tarp under your tent and make sure the edges are tucked underneath. Air mattresses float. Ask me how I know.

THEME 'NIGHT' WILL CONTINUE FRIDAY and SATURDAY!

Face it, once you get into a pair of Daisy Dukes, you can't get out of them. Wear them all weekend!

SATURDAY DANCE PARTY

DJ GOAT will again be spinning tunes. There will be blinking lights. There might be bubbles. A La Carte UGH? Um... We don't want to harsh the rage of the dance party, right? If you want to UGH on Saturday just dance naked.

TOPLESS YOGA

Need a little break from the crazy? Nurse Rainblow will lead you in a peaceful reset of your chakras on Saturday morning. Maybe not all seven will be realigned, but for sure some Groin Chakras will be affected.

CAMERAS/PHONES

KNURD should last only in our memories, until they fade away. Leave this stuff in your car or tent and live in the moment. (Yeah. We repeated this. It's important.)

IMPORTANT PAYPAL CHANGE: Because of the new tax laws, it is very important that you go to PayPal and pay us as "Friends and Family". Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com. We have set up a whole new PayPal account because of this, and closed our old account. Use the link below to be taken to our PayPal.Me link, and please enter your Hash Name in the comment field. I know you want to be cute and put sexual favors and so forth, but hashes have been shut down and had their money taken because of this. So, resist the temptation. Be naughty at the camp.