KNURD Registration Form

Halve Mein Proudly Invites You to Join Us for the SEXTEENTH KNURD!

The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 100 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.) PLEASE NOTE - CAMP HAS BEEN CHANGED! We were forced to change camps when our trusty old faithful got rented out to actual girl scouts. The new camp features a lot of the same amenities, pavilions, a lake, trees, and bathrooms. As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is limited lodge space on a first cum, first served basis. Expect to share the lodges with others. There are no canvas tents at this camp, but there are some platforms you could set up on.

It is the 50th anniversary of Sesame Street, so the Halve Mein H3 proudly presents SEX4ME Street (brought to you by the number FOUR!) Friday's camp crawl will be Sesame Street Themed!

Hash Name:
Home Hash Chooser (or just type it in below):
Home Hash:
Nerd Name:
Address: (Street, City, State, Zip)

NEW FOR KNURD 2019! If you convince a KNURD virgin (someone who has never been to any form of our KNURD event) to cum to our weekend, tell them to scribble your Hash Name in this spot. For every PAID KNURD VIRGIN that says you were the reason they came, you will receive 10 bucks from us at the end of the weekend. Yeah - you CAN end up making cash.

The hasher with the most sponsored virgins will get their 2020 KNURD Registration FREE. If there's a tie, there will be a "Onsie-Off" during circle for the free rego.

Who made me Cum :

I will run the following trail:
My culinary preference is:
I'll be staying in a:
I'm planning to sleep at camp (If you would prefer to stay in a hotel so you and your livestock of choice can get freaky-deaky and not be bothered by snoring, UGHs, or soggy pancakes, please choose hotel) :
My preferred Wind Pant Size (Men's sizing) is:

Amount enclosed: $100 if postmarked/paid by April 30th / $120 thereafter including day of. Send Paypal payment to or make checks payable to: Halve Mein HHH [436 Cranes Hollow Road, Amsterdam, NY 12010]

** Note: Registration fee is based on the date you actually *pay*, not the date you sign up. For example, if you sign up now but do not pay until you waltz into sign in, then you will be charged the day of rate. **

Registration fee includes Haberdashery, ID Tag, a freaking 100 acre camp ground all to ourselves with kegs of beer and food, A Shiggy Run, Trail Beer, Circle beer, Food & Beer at Camp all weekend long, Pants Off Dance Off, Beer Mile, Goofy Games, Whore Docking, Spontaneous UGH’s, Self guided nature walks.

Please note, there is a $2 handling fee added to PayPal transactions.

I understand that my consent to these provisions is given in consideration for being permitted to participate in this event. I am aware of, and voluntarily assume, the risks of participating in this event. If I am injured, I agree that I will not sue, or otherwise hold responsible, The Halve Mein Hash House Harriers (HMHHH), or any affiliated individuals. I am responsible for myself and my own actions. So, if I get hurt, it is my own damned fault! I also understand that my REGISTRATION FEE is NON-REFUNDABLE. If I have to lame out and miss the awesome time that is KNURD, it will be up to me to sell my registration myself.

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No matter how you are going to pay, fill out this form and hit the register button first. You will be given an option to pay on the next screen. It is important to Pre-register so that we can order haberdashery, food, beer, supplies, prophylactics, antibiotics, etc.

If you have any questions or problems, please contact