2017 Northeastern Unofficial Drunken Event - NUDE XIVV
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-283 days, 21 hours, 16 minutes, 50 seconds to go!

Halve Mein Proudly Invites You to Join Us for the FOURTEENTH NUDE!

This year, NUDE stands for the Northeastern Unofficial Drunken Event!

The theme for the weekend is GRATEFULLY DEAD - THOSE WE LOST IN 2016! Therefore we invite you to dress up as your favorite dead celebrity for the Camp Crawl on Friday night!

No need to trouble yourself with a Drunken Event or even leaving camp. Time for a shiggy trail!

NUDE this year is a weekend event at a 400 acre camp ground (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.) As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is lodge space and canvas tents on a first cum, first served basis.

Schedule of Events

Friday Night - May 12

Camp opens to you at 3PM, with the kegs tapped! As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the Halve Mein Harriettes promise to slake your thirsts along the way.

Hares: The Halve Mein Harriettes
Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2017 Alexander Road, Galway, NY 12074
Time: 8:00PM
Hotline: 413-281-5643

(3pm) Camp Opens to NUDEers. Kegs tapped.
(7pm) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8pm) Camp Crawl
(10pm) Pants Off, Dance Off
(12am) UGH


Camp Wood Haven is located just off Sacandaga Road, Rte 147 at 2017 Alexander Road. (Sacandaga Road, Rte 147, runs North from Scotia, NY and ends at Rte 29.)
From the South: Take the Northway, Rte 87 to exit 12 at Rt. 67. Take Rt. 67 West to Rt. 147 (Sacandaga Rd.). Turn Right on Rte 147. Go North on Rt. 147 (through the Village of Galway) to Alexander Road on right. Turn Right on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From the North: Take the Northway, Rt. 87 to exit 16 at Rt. 50. Go south on Rt. 50 to downtown Saratoga Springs. Turn right on Rt. 29. Take Rt. 29 west to Rt. 147. Turn Left on Rte 147 and proceed south to Alexander Road. Turn Left on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From East or West: Take best route to Rt. 67 and go North on Rt. 147, or take Rt. 29 & go South on Rt. 147 and proceed as above.

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Saturday - May 13

Northeastern Unoffical Drunken Event
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Willy Wanker / PigF*cker
Walking Trail Hare: Dunno Yet
Location: At the Kegs
Hotline: 518-265-0711
(9AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(2PM) Lunch and Games at the Field
(5PM) Dead Celebrity Beer Mile at the field (Wear your costume again so we can root for our favorite dead celebrity!)
(6PM) Dinner
(7PM) Circle
(9PM) Pants OFf, Dance Off / Foolishness
(12PM) UGH

Sunday - May 14

Recovery Hash & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs

(9AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(11AM) Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking

Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life to follow
Hotline: 518-265-0711